Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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