Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Where is the hickey?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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