You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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