I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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