Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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