i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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