what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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