ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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