she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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