I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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