We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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