We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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