i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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