Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm always down for nudity.
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