1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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