This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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