so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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