the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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No subtext here. People are naked.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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