I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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