Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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