He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
