...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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