return my video game
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it glows. i had to have it.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
