i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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