sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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