It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Hippo gnu deer
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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