First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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