Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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