u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
