let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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