So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
honey bunches of taint.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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