My first STD was from a foam party
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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