So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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