I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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