i just snorted my name. best moment ever
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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