Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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