ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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