I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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