i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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