i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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