I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
only you would photoshop your dick
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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