i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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