38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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