dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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