the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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