Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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