I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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