Heybabeimwearingurpanties
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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