Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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