I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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