he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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