Im at strip club and am horny
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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